So uhm, if you've been surious as to who I am, my name is Harley Quinn. I used to be a psychologist at Arkham Asylum. There I worked with criminals and crazies for a few years along side Doctor Jonathan Crane (who's as thin a fuckin' twig by-the-way) until I met a man who called himself 'Joker'. Luckily (and unluckily) enough I was able to get his case and I began to work with him. He told me his 'life story' - or rather, this big old tale of many different things because I had figured out after awhile of being with him that he had no memory of his past life - and I kind of sort of fell for him. The rest is history. We've been off and on ever since but ya'h know.. not important at this point!

My best friend is a woman who calls herself Poison Ivy (she's a really pretty hot plant-lady) and she helps me a lot when I work on my own. She also lets me stay over when I don't have a place to go when Mister Jay doesn't allow me into the hide-outs I've helped created. But yeah, she's a good woman even if she *is* obsessed with her plants.

ANYWAYS! Since I ain't with Mist'ah Jay much anymore you'll find me doing my own little business out on the streets. If ya'h need me for a job, hit me up! I'm totally willing for the right amount of money and toys!

BUUUUT! One thing! You know that guy Batman? Yeah, him. Mist'ah Jay don't know it but I'm out for him. He'll die at my hands before Jay gets to him. Hee-hee-hee. But what he doesn't know won't kill him.~

Where’s my puddin’? o^o

Puuuuudddddiin’! Where’d ya’h gooooo? D:

// OH! On a quick note, if my typing for Harley’s speech pattern gets to be too much or you have dyslexia or something, please inform me. I will tone it down so it won’t be so headache inducing. // 

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Oooo anoth’ah Batsy! How ya’h doin’ Batsy? Is ya’h head on straight or do I nee’ah bash it in? o u o 

They’re a really weird lookin’ guy runnin’ around pretendin’ ta’h be my Puddin’. 

I don’t approve of this! >:C 

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Ah hhaaa! I’s the twerp! How ya’h been twerpie bird?